Crowds of female students used to flock to each Pali bathroom mirror during school, over the weekend, during the summer, and even after graduating. The bathroom was a lively social…
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By Your Favorite Influencer I’ve been getting a lot of DMs asking why I post for movements. Thank you so much for asking. It’s really brave of you. It takes…
Dear Michelle, I am writing to you because I am extremely concerned with the state of my school’s lunches. In 2010, you advocated for the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act, which…
Every September, something magical happens at Pali High. The blank classroom walls, about as inspiring as a DMV waiting room, are transformed into the remnants of a Blick’s explosion. According…
On March 15, 2025, national security leaders mistakenly included The Atlantic’s editor-in-chief, Jeffrey Goldberg, in a group chat discussing plans for military strikes in Yemen. The mistake was immortalized in…
As finals week approaches, students have begun questioning whether they are studying for exams or preparing for their own imminent demise. “I woke up in the Sears basement with a…