How cute. Your teacher naively believes that a dumb question does not exist. It is time to test the limits — not of knowledge— but of your teacher’s patience. Curiosity killed the cat, and it can definitely kill your teacher’s will to teach. Here are some questions to make your teacher question why they’re still teaching.
What is the drop deadline for this class?
Can I use the bathroom again?
If I get 50% on one test and 50% on another, do I get a 100 in the class?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, then why practice?
If I legally change my name to “100%,” will you have to write that on my test?
If nothing is impossible, is it possible for something to be impossible?
How old are you? (follow with a horrified face for best results)
If I Venmo you $5, will you forget I asked any of this?
What about Zelle?
Why?
How?
What?
If you don’t believe in dumb questions, why do you keep sighing after I raise my hand?