Since the start of February, Mattel and the Golden Arch have been gearing up for a fight over what Octan News has termed ‘usage restrictions for military purposes’ deemed critical…
The Palisadist
As Palisades Charter High School moves to return to in-person instruction, the new location leaves a lot to be desired. I, like many other parents, am very worried about the…
As a high school senior with a 4.0 GPA and only moderate trauma, I’ve reached the unfortunate conclusion that my personal life simply isn’t performing well enough for college admissions. …
Groundbreaking research by Pali’s science department has confirmed that one member of the group project inevitably ends up doing 90% of the work, as is tradition. Researchers found that the…
Extremely tenured teacher Elbur Pickle was deeply offended when a student submitted an assignment one day late. “Deadlines are sacred,” said Pickle, who has not yet graded assignments from a…
I’m a vegetarian. Not one of those vegetarians who makes it their whole personality. I just mention it when it’s relevant—like when someone else is chewing. You know what I…
Everyone in the café—baristas, people waiting behind you in line, and even the student pretending to do work on their laptop—saw you press “No Tip” on the iPad. So what…
Freshman Hannah Smith, lured by the promise of free candy, signed up for 200 clubs at Pali’s club fair last week. “I just wanted a Starburst,” Smith lamented. “Now I…
Relationships are based on mutual respect, consistency, and support. For two years, I thought we had that. But last night, when I needed him most, the campus printer made it…
How cute. Your teacher naively believes that a dumb question does not exist. It is time to test the limits — not of knowledge— but of your teacher’s patience. Curiosity…