Groundbreaking research by Pali’s science department has confirmed that one member of the group project inevitably ends up doing 90% of the work, as is tradition.
Researchers found that the rest of the students’ contributions were limited to: suggesting a font, putting their names on the title page and adding a slide at the end of the presentation that reads, “Thanks for watching.”
“I knew it!” said junior victim Alice Amorim. Her group member, Brian, was unavailable to comment because he was too busy playing Brawl Stars.
A professor defended group projects, saying they “Prepare students for the real world.”
The research team has yet to find a workplace where five employees are randomly assigned to complete a major project, and then four of them disappear.
Further research on this topic has been derailed ever since the lead scientist quit in frustration after doing 90% of the work.